This post shamelessly recycles material from theAssociationof Bad Friends group on Facebook. RantWoman figures now is the season.
Introducing ...after God the pscyho kidnapper has scooped out the goopy innerds and set one's punkin head aglow with the Inner Blowtorch.
Or, iff God the Kidnapper doesn't work as a meme....
It's Decorative Gourd Season M-F*ckers