Stuff one does not expect Quakers to have to say, not even in these times of stomach-churning upheaval

RantWoman has been known to acknowledge that she has a very warped God, with a very twisted sense of humor. Consider the following moments of Stuff Quakers are not supposed to say.

The Military, #1
Dear President Donald

Would you please GIVE IT BACK?!?. Give all that money you are spending on your southern border monstrosities., family separations, locking up families, tearing nursing babies from their mothers' breasts...Just please GIVE IT BACK to our military because in ordinary times, our military spends its money so, so, so wisely.

Thank you for considering this suggestion.

In Light and faitfhfulness,

RantWoman


Or, alternatively, military item #2
Dear President Orange

So, um sir, Russia and Ukraine have only been fighting over territory for like hundreds of years and it is not obvious, at least to RantWoman, that more weapons will be helpful. It IS obvious that Ukraine is under attack, and RantWoman can darn well see why some new weapons look like a good idea. Plus it is of course clever marketing, if the US wants to give Ukraine money, why on earth should we not demand they use the money to buy weapons from the US? Asking for a friend.

But, Mr. President, Good Sir,

Wanna know what REALLY fries RantWoman's brain? That military aid stuff i guess we get to hold our noses about at least until the Soros foundation comes along and seeds some more civil society work! What REALLY fries RantWoman's brain: holding up that military aid cranky pacifists are holding our noses about and pleading EIGHT TIMES, "no quid pro quo," EIGHT TIMES for the president of Ukraine to dig up dirt on a potential 2020 election opponent and his son in exchange for that money Congress has already appropriated.

Way to go sir. Way to maintain a reputation as a reliable ally.

Way to cultivate reliable intelligence sources.

Way to....

Sir, holding up that military aid is going SEVERAL notches past disrespectful and has landed you squarely in serious political hot water.

Just sayin', ya know.

In Light and faithfulness

RantWoman