Monday, February 25, 2019

Really Really Bad Friends


Friends who JUST want to hear about the life of Quakers in Wales today are invited to visit this item which appeared in RantWoman’s morning Twitter feed.

 


 

Warning the site appears to have many of the GOOD accessibility features common in sites from Great Britain. Thank you RNIB. However, all the ad goop, popups, GDPR Opt in button, and possibly some technical difficulties on RantWoman’s Windows machine of the day are a serious impediment to appreciation of the Quaker content. RantWoman will try on her phone later.

 

Interesting phrases extracted in spite of technical difficulties

 

Movements of God or the Holy Spirit

 

Promptings of Love and Spirit in one’s heart

 

Welcome to Planet RantWoman. This concludes this morning’s Blindness Tourism excursion.

 

Oops, no. Another ad interrupts:  RantWoman attended 9:30 worship. RantWoman is ALWAYS glad to see Service Python Friend, the person who first suggested that RantWoman might find a Service Python helpful.  RantWoman also expects that other worshippers are grateful to have been spared vocal ministry about that Barclay dude, the peculiar communion of shared experiences such has hand the blind person cash unsolicited and Grab the Blind Person and Bless Them. In any case, RantWoman was well-led to be there.

 

 

Good Morning World.

 

RantWoman achieved almost SEVEN hours of sleep last night. Now if the wheels of cyclical housing funders inspection would grind so that RantWoman can mop a floor that REALLY needs to be mopped AND put her mop out on the balcony to dry without fear it will get carried away to make things look pristine according to inspectors’ standards.

 

Anyway, sleep is good. RantWoman in underslept zombie mode was reflecting on the day’s events and meditating about Life the Universe and Everything found herself wondering whether the Association of Bad Friends at over 3000 members,  more than most if not all North American Yearly Meetings, and a bold experiment in non-geography-specific  membership, is ripe for schisms. RantWoman further found herself considering a number of congregation names and ministries that might be more appropriately situated in the Association of Really Really Bad friends.

 

Endless Ableism Forever and Ever Amen regional Gathering. (self-explanatory?)

 

Batshit Fanatics and WackJobs of All Stripes Arbitrary Intervals Meeting (dedicated, among other things, to an abortion thread in RantWoman’s Twitter feed.) and funded by judicious marketing of composted batshit.

 

The Still Didn’t Get the Memo Committee on Email Immoderation will be seeking to form a clearness committee in order to request status as a full-blown ministry.

 

And Nominating Committee has approached RantWoman with a most unusual request: would RantWoman be willing to serve as official Meeting Bogeyman.

 

The answer should of course be somewhere between NO and OH HELL NO.

 

But this is Planet RantWoman and the Association of Really Really Bad Friends! As long as complaints are about of RantWoman “dominating conversations,” sowing “divisiveness,” not appreciating all that … have done for her…., what if we just acknowledge that there should certainly be room in the Association of Really Really Bad Friends for a megalomaniac willing seriously to consider a quest for World Domination?

 

Lead rantWoman not into Temptation.

 

Well, actually, now that Rantwoman has everyone’s attention and peculiarly celebrates an uptick in Business Meeting attendance…

 

Stay tuned for

 

Business Meeting secondhand

 

More and Better Business Meetings of the Future: Dodging Dystopia

 

Look Friend, appreciation is EXACTLY why RantWoman does not leave.

 

Wearing Too Many Hats: Recognizing / naming / growing the number of heads available to wear hats.

 

A giant thank you to the Friend who shoveled sidewalks and also cited concern for the “unhoused” (current term of art) who sleep with us every night.

 

Meditations upon passion, ecology, disaster resilience, discernment, transportation.

 

Some What has RantWoman learned content of a Deal with it NOW nature that may or may not make it past email to the blog.

 

 

In Light and Faithfulness

 

RantWoman

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