Monday, June 23, 2014

Who do we think made the caffeine?

RantWoman went to a committee meeting after worship. We forgot the checkins. Here is more than even RantWoman's most obsequiously adoring public probably wants to know about what would have come out of RantWoman's mouth if....

Bless us oh lord for we are all entangled in device vexations.RantWoman in particularly is blessed with two vexatious devices...

All morning in worship, RantWoman kept asking the heavens, God is that you or the caffeine? God asked who do you think made the caffeine?

RantWoman repents of her desire during the recent Pacific Northwest Quaker Women's Theology Conference for more messages involving Buddhism. Thank you to a visiting Friend for reading a long passage about Buddhism. Reading that much text out loud just IS NOT DONE in RantWoman's Meeting in the first place.

In the second place, the quantity of text is more than enough immediately to summon RantWoman back to her usual equilibrium about Buddhism: too much Buddhism frequently makes RantWoman want to punch someone! Sigh!

If we are all REALLY lucky, RantWoman will summon a double dollop of Grace on account of multiple points of disability and someones neeting to be held in the Light. If we are lucky.

RantWoman's Meeting and another nearby Meeting once a month take turns hosting worship sharing for parents. What isWITH this parent apartheid? Why must parents worship separately? RantWoman thinks different parts of the community REALLY need to hear from each other. RantWoman would be WAY too happy to be fairly insistent about this with a number of vocal ministry frequent flyers. Hold this idea in the Light...

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