Bad Friend Interest Groups

RantWoman has a MOUNTAIN of gratitudes for Quarterly Meeting this time. They WILL make it through RantWoman’s keyboard, but first…

There was an abundance of interest group choices at this Quarterly Meeting. There were so many offers to lead interest groups that some group leaders reported no one attending. Everyone who reported no one attending was good-natured and grateful for opportunity to test something with themselves or to go to another interest group.

 On top of all that, hours after the end of the official Interest Group time someone from the Association of Bad Friends turned in offers to facilitate the following interest groups. Some of these interest groups actually occurred.

 
Rodent Wrangling with the Queer Quaker Cuddle Puddle. Featuring “Ratty” and sundry other representatives of earthcare unwanted dead or alive, even if skinned in less than 10 seconds.

 Versification in especially vehement Psalms with Walking Encyclopedia Friend. Featuring Psalm 68, RSV, Grade 2 Braille optional.

 Advanced Snarkasm: Sarcasm and Snarkiness for underappreciative noncontemplatives.

 Silent scribble font writing seminar for insomniacs in shared sleeping spaces

 To Heck with recovery in Rwanda Family Irreconciliation Hour with a random therapist and RantWoman’s Flogging Bureau

 Eat your peas; there are children starving in China / india/ S seattle, a gentler version of To Heck with  Rwanda, above.

 Solidarity in Somnolence: elocution for Sleep inducing speakers with fuzzy fleece throws for listeners who fall asleep in multiples.

 Beginning Procrastination with the Sometime in the Next Millennium Committee…

 RantWoman thinks there may have been more offers but has to lay over looking for the rest of the list.