RantWoman regularly engages in the spiritual exercise of testing hrer life against the offerings of Free Will Astrology. Here is the offering for the week of May 7:
CANCER (June 21–July 22): "You can't have your cake and eat it, too," is an English-language proverb. It means that you will no longer have your cake if you eat it all up. The Albanian version of the adage is "You can't go for a swim without getting wet. " Hungarians say, "It's impossible to ride two horses with one butt." According to my analysis, Cancerian, you will soon disprove this folk wisdom. You will, in effect, be able to eat your cake and still have it. You will somehow stay dry as you take a dip. You will figure out a way to ride two horses with your one butt.
An apparently endless supply of cake sounds delightful or gluttonous.
Taking a swim without getting wet sort of misses the point.
But riding two horses with one butt? That sounds delightfully vulgar!
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