Monday, July 12, 2021

Thank you for your service

This post was composed after the January 6 insurrection and before many gut-wrenching moments leading up to said individual's departure from power. RantWoman is dating it to retroactively partly to take her mind off another appalling national embarrassment leaving behind a whole nation needing to be held in the Light


As the #POTUS45 Sad Two Impeachments are better than one" presidential term winds down, RantWoman is sincerely seeking to put many matters in perspective.


This post brought to you by:

Brilliant democratic electoral strategists who somehow thought it would be possible to win the 2016 election while ignoring multiple whole entire midwestern states


Millions of sanctimonious but constitutionally illiterate liberals who began mumbling "why isn't this guy impeached yet?" almost before #POTUS45 was even elected.


Millions of peaceful protestors jamming airports at the beginning of the #POTUS45 term to protest all the executive orders banning Muslims from entering the country. Regretably, the Baby jails and family separation at the US Mexico border made immigration matters so much more horrifying.


The millions of people from all over the world who joined Women's marches the day after inauguration. and the torrent of #METOO revelations evoked jointly by #POTUS45 and Bill Cosby.


Tonight's homework at the Wonder Quaker in Training Virtual Academy: Please draft a "Thank you for your service" note for the outgoing occupant of the White House. Grading at the whim of the clerk. Seekers may be penalized for excessive sarcasm and abstruseness.


Thank you for the practice many Quakers may have needed using electron microscopes attempting to locat God in #POTUS45


Thank you for promoting bipartisan agreement: going forward let's make it easier for survivors of sexual assault to speak out and let's see what we can do to avoid electing serial rapists.


Thank you for promoting bipartisan agreement: all future Presidential candidates will be required to release their tax returns, to undergo financial audits of all business concerns.




From Latin America via Twitter: thank you for keeping the coup local due to COVID. Perhaps if you moved an American Embassy to Washington DC, the coup would have succeeded.


 This is a sad day.


Getting impeached once in presidential term is, um, an achievement. Getting impeached twice is WAY overachieving.

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