Bad Friend Bingo

RantWoman does not do Instagram but if she did, she would look up @rsofshit just to embrace the provocative userid.

Best daffodil ministry RantWoman ever heard was about a bunch of cigarette butts among some daffodils and if one focuses only on the cigarette butts one will miss the daffodils.

 Besides the mere fact of being able to abide the daffodil ministry in the first place, there is some seriously bad Friend cred as far as lack of zeal about purging the world of cigarette butts.

 

From RantWoman’s worship experience today:

SERIOUSLY Late Friend Ka-ching.

Look world, RantWoman is a judgmental witch about tardiness. Perhaps the spiritual discipline RantWoman is supposed to cultivate is about bearing with this sin.

Or perhaps RantWoman is supposed to summon the right words…

 

Ministry of fussing with one’s Smartphone. Even if Twitter is serving up something that might deserve to make it out of one’s mouth. 

Ministry of mind wandering to an embarrassing degree even when the message definitely speaks to one’s condition. 

Theme words from others ministry: ANNOYING, moments of peacefulness, gratitude.

 
Theme words / phrases on RantWoman’s mind but not in orderly enough form to spill all over Meeting for Worship.

 

Prayer and falling bodies and spiritual accompaniment as through the lens of Twitter

 

So far past ANNOYING that the only word is WRONG.

 

Great moments from the Fourth of July

 

The odd communion of a conversation with another blind person about things that drive sighted people BONKERS without even trying. Just imagine if RantWoman WANTED to be driving people bonkers.