More great moments in....

Possibly readers who already have more than enough drama in their lives should grab another look at the Christmas cactuses and skip the rest of this item.  Everyone needs to hold in the Light as they read, prelude to most recent Business Meeting

Christmas Cactuses Week of Nov 27

The following exchange is not dissimilar to actual conversation. PLEASE hold this whole fiasco in the Light.

Dear RantWoman,

(attached please find the item we discussed by phone)

I’ll be out most of the afternoon and evening.

I’d prefer not to hear responses you have until after business meeting.

This is going to be painful, please take good and gentle care of yourself.

Friend who is decidedly not living up to other Noms de Blog.


Response RantWoman is seasoning and given things that actually happened clear to post:

Dear Friend

First, thank you so much for needing RantWoman to call YOU to elicit the above email. . RantWoman keeps reiterating that her phone accepts incoming calls. Thank you also for at least delivering by early afternoon the day before Business Meeting instead of 10 pm. And by the way thank you so much as well for the openness RantWoman hears like nowhere to discussion before this is presented.

RantWoman cannot decide whether just to howl with laughter.

"I’d prefer not to hear responses you have until after business meeting."
Would this be (committee) trying to be in charge? What if we let God be in charge instead?

"this is going to be painful. Please take good and gentle care of yourself." WTDF????? What kind of S&M for Dummies guidebook is RantWoman supposed to find to make sense of that non sequitur? Thank you for acknowledging that you were in fact asking for YOURSELF to be held in the Light.

Thank you also for other great moments from the phone conversation.

RantWoman guesses she is supposed to appreciate your nurse concern to "give the patient as little time as possible to worry when something is going to hurt." In RantWoman's experience, when it is going to hurt to pull pins out of a healed fracture or do physical therapy, RantWoman has been offered painkillers in advance.

RantWoman goes to the eye doctor several times a year. These visits come with an assortment of REALLY BRIGHT LIGHTS, not very comfortable measurements and other joys such as the provider waving their had across RantWoman's face to see whether her eyes track together. No, they don't. Next question. The point is RantWoman knows things are going to be unpleasant and RantWoman shows up anyway. RantWoman knows many other people deal with even more unpleasantness on a regular basis and this conversation's nurse thing is just not making sense.

Yep. You SHOULD feel publicly eldered by email. RantWoman POSSIBLY could have somehow found kinder delivery, but the out in public part is also though not worded as such a big fat  PLEASE HOLD US IN THE LIGHT to our whole community.

In Light and Faithfulness

RantWoman

PS. Ordinarily RantWoman would reiterate a willingness to sit in  a clearness process with others who are distressed, but RantWoman would like to suggest that you have too much anger yourself to be able right now to sit in Clearness with others. RantWoman has no idea what to do with that problem but is firmly holding it in the Light.