RantWoman hereby proclaims this year's Hanukkah celebration theme to be Peculiar Gratitudes." something in the spirit of "Thank you so much for smashing our oil supply so we had to scrounge and what we scrounged lasted 8 days."
RantWoman also promises at least a few references to something or other just plain nutritionally appalling.
NO, RantWoman does not promise theological nuance. If by the grace of God and NPR RantWoman accidentally gets near grounded theology, please do not feel obliged to tell RantWoman lest she get inappropriately diverted from the path to such insights.