Sunday, July 12, 2026

May Senator Lindsay Graham Rest in Peace

All day RantWoman has simply said "May God rest the soul of Lindsay Graham."


RantWoman wishes to congratulate herself for finding some words that seem more centered than dancing on someone's grave or hoping that their soul is dragged into hell.


But wait. Could it be a conspiracy? Senator Graham reportedly died of sudden cardiac arrest. RantWoman's febrile mind leapt to LOTS of Russian oligarch's falling out of windows and dying of "sudden cardiac arrest." Did this kind of death bug bite Senator Graham. What WILL the tox screen say?


But along comes this video: Faux Snooze has to interrupt their tribute to Sen. Graham to announce...more bombing in Iran.


Perfect. Just Perfect. More bombing to remember a glib warmonger. Just perfect.



PS
Yay young independent journalists.

Kids, kids, kids: tighter editing anyone?


PPS. Are we supposed to be grateful if Senator Graham's passing saves the country from both a horrible vote suppression bill and a terrible attorney general? Stay Tuned!


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