RantWoman's Christmas work team is full of dyspeptic elves and proud members of the Asociation of Bad Friends particularly known for telling too much of the truth and not always even nicely.
RantWoman DOES mean Christmas even though RantWoman knows perfectly well there are plenty of tood ways and plenty of good reasons to go for HOLIDAY celebrations. DO NOT mash all the holidays together. Let us all feel both blessed in who we are and able to appreciate guests of other persuasions.
In any case, RantWoman is feeling inclined to accommodate the needs of Sight-dependent readers who need visual imagery on which to hang stories or as support for the verbal framework.
Plus, it's just the holidays and weird things clamber out of RantWoman's psyche along with the Christmas decorations. Think of these as very over-the-top emojis
The following bits of iconography may or may not be sprinkled through blog posts over the next few weeks.
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| The Blooming Christmas cactuses symbolizing good friendship and faithful annual flowering |
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| This line drawing in honor of kindergarten traumas trying to color inside the lines and in appreciation of options to make tactile graphics where it's easier to color in the lines Also emblematic of regular holiday vexations |
A compost symbol
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| Royalty free Food waste not quite composted to symbolize themes that come back and back and back and lack of patience about finding exactly the right royalty free graphic |
RantWoman was astounded by the scale of some piles which turned up when RantWoman asked the internet for images of steaming piles of manure.
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| RantWoman imagines the meaning will be clear in context. Also please do not @ RantWoman about methane and livestock production if only because RantWoman does not have a better metaphor handy. |
Some activated Charcoal
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| Activated charcoal for those times when RantWoman is sorely tempted to hand out lumps of coal and instead something badly needs to be filtered |
lumps of coal AKA VERY intensely composted organic matter.
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| Skip the reflections about burning hydrocarbons and greenhouse gases, how about nutritionally appalling no-bake cookie recipe involving crushed oreos and minimarshmallows instead |
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